As I recall, I was the one who ended things with you, you know.

[ Not really. He doesn't remember who ended it, though he can easily imagine the why. But what he does know is that his scant memories are a hell of a lot more than Howard's got right now. So he might as well have fun with it. ]

But you do like to talk big for a man who cried on my shoulder for two hours when I ended things.