( tone dry, ) Drink too much of that disgusting bile you call alcohol?
( good news everyone! the alcohol lantar makes and sells won't turn you blind! bad news everyone! it'll leave you with such a bad taste in your mouth that not even licking dirt will take it away!
if you never trust howard, at least trust him on this. he's got things growing on his tongue as proof. )
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( good news everyone! the alcohol lantar makes and sells won't turn you blind! bad news everyone! it'll leave you with such a bad taste in your mouth that not even licking dirt will take it away!
if you never trust howard, at least trust him on this. he's got things growing on his tongue as proof. )