message board - may 21st afternoon; un: switchitonanov

[fe_male]

come on guys
the network is all abt communication & theres been nigh nary a peep from anybody since the demented ninja turtle & the math major showed up
i mean rly
no ones said nething 4 days except a couple psas from our benevolent hosts
heads up 7 up dont b shy
whats every1 been up to??

Comments

[invisibill]

I probably don't want to know. But demented ninja turtle? Math major?

[fe_male]

math major came n & rambled abt probability abt smth she never specified
the ninja turtle really wanted davincis attention
im assuming it was shredder

[invisibill]

Sorry, its hard to read sarcasm. Are you being serious or not?

[fe_male]

idk have u seen a giant katana wielding turtle walking around?

[invisibill]

Not that I've noticed?

un; carlgrimes

[futureserialkiller]

maybe there's nothing new here

[fe_male]

since when does nething need to b new for ppl to chatter away abt it
happily
for hours

[futureserialkiller]

because the latest thing that happened was some mayor talking and a bakery sale some time ago?

i don't know i guess people don't like to air laundry on the computer or something

[fe_male]

right but
what im saying is the boring shit ppl always talk abt
how was work & darn i broke my fav vhs & 'omg i love this song it goes like ba da dada DA badada who else knows it'
pics of food i guess
thats shown to psychologically make u njoy ur food more btw

im not asking 4 dirty secrets
just some good ol community communeism

[futureserialkiller]

ok

well i keep running into people. literally. b/c i lost an eye in the car crash

is that better?

[fe_male]

thats rough buddy

so i guess ur still adjusting 2 being a half-empty kind of guy now?

[futureserialkiller]

i dont know thats probably literally the only thing thats interesting right now to people when i talk to them

i guess about progress or something i dont know

[fe_male]

well thats lame
idk u seem p depressed so thats interesting maybe
LOST lost or lost like in it just doesn't work rn?

[futureserialkiller]

i dont feel depressed [ Just very scared right now. ] i'm not trying to be dramatic or whatever.

i mean i try to knock over cans with rocks to help improve my aim so there's actual progress. i might have hit some windows and maybe some people, but no one came to me to complain about it

[fe_male]

ime if u hit someone w a rock and no one came to complain 2 u abt it then u prob didnt hit someone w a rock
the hosp doesnt have some kind of
well no i guess 'peripheral adjustment therapy' is kind of specific
id figure gauging distance is probably the biggest issue now?

un; v.potts

[ceoinstilettos]

Just the usual and I couldn't be happier, honey. I have to say I feel like this place is our own little slice of heaven. I mean, sure, they run a tight ship here, but that's only because they care. I'll have to remember to thank the sheriff for all his hard work and dedication.

[fe_male]

[ that's borderline unnerving, woman, good lord ]

we should send him 1 of those fruit things
the edible bouquets
put a meringue cloud above it

[ceoinstilettos]

[ mission accomplished. ]

That's a wonderful idea, Tony. I have some time before I need to start dinner, so I'll make a run to the grocer and pick up some fruit. I just hope he appreciates it, but nothing says thanks like a gift from the heart.

[ ok, she'll stop now. ]

[fe_male]

wait r u making 1 urself??

[ because he absolutely meant to like. order one. that someone else made for them. ]

[ceoinstilettos]

[ this she knows. ] Of course. He deserves better than that for putting his neck out there for us daily and I want him to know we're grateful.

[fe_male]

[ pepper that is 300% too much work for a thing that is half a joke and half a ploy to get in good with the crazy people. also something about it feels weird but he's mostly assuming that's just his reaction to arts and crafts. ]

true, ofc
i think he likes prunes & pineapples
pears
just all the p fruits since theyre doing such a perfect job

[ceoinstilettos]

[ she is not going to make it herself. if she did or, rather, tried, then she's almost certain the sheriff would think she's mocking him, because it would look awful. ]

Interesting combination.
But I'll see what I can do.

Do you need anything while I'm out?

[fe_male]

[ lies. everything pepper does is amazing. tony said so. ]

not unless u kno how 2 pick out a motherboard for an i486 microp

oh no wait
more of that cheese
the good-a
;o)

also some apples and pb
pls

[ceoinstilettos]

[ he's being sweet, so she's not going to argue. ]

I think we both know the answer to that.

[ but she might grab some kind of potato chip from the store as a joke. maybe. she's sure it sounds funnier in her head than it act. is. ]

I'll add all that to my list.
Bottle of wine, too.
I'm sure we can find something to celebrate.

[fe_male]

[ i mean funny or no, potato chips are p much always a good thing, so ]

o good idea
its like
halfway thru the week
we made it halfway through the week
yaaaaay

[ is it halfway through the week? he's going with his gut on this one. who knows ]

[ceoinstilettos]

[ he’ll be in for a pleasant surprise then. ]

Works for me.
It has been a difficult week.

[ maybe. probably. ]

I’ll see you soon.

[fe_male]

👌🙃😘

[ceoinstilettos]

😘

un; crossbones

[comesfrompain]

No one wants to wait for the dial-up.

[fe_male]

thats fair, actually
i feel like i have hives just from having 2 deal w all this crap

[comesfrompain]

I'd google what to do in that situation, but I'd be getting back to you in a few months.

[fe_male]

google? [ that's a huge number. that's so many months. ] idk if dialup takes THAT long but its def a drag

un; R4gn0r0k

[notblayde]

r u saying it hasnt been business as usual 4 u?
u seem chipper enough :)

nothing   tracks   me as worth talking about tbh
unless u have something 2 say

[fe_male]

well last week some1 did bring me a laptop full of oreos that 4 some reason stopped working
so that was a lil new but otherwise eh

i always have smth 2 say
regardless of whether or not ne1 wants 2 listen
im a burn those bridges when i get there
let the   bodies  hit the floor, &c

[notblayde]

oreos
were they trying 2 feed the damn thing

hey
uve got me im all ears over here 👂
but so are   others