comic_relief: (★ 'cause the end won't come)
Jack ([personal profile] comic_relief) wrote in [community profile] pinesnet2017-03-19 02:11 pm

001 | voice

Hey, wait. Not yet, hold on. You can't come yet, I have to call somebody fir--whoa! [A stifled intake of breath. A pleading note.] Oh, come on, give me a break. Not yet!

[The message starts with a Jack's voice drifting in and out of range, like somebody caught between talking away from the receiver and turning into it. Urgency threads through the words.

There's a distant squeak of bed springs, another hissed breath.]


Ohhhh, I see something! [That urgency ramps up to something closer to awe and terror of the unknown.] It's pink in there! I can see it moving around! I forget what I'm supposed to do! I was just getting used to having Eggbert around and now he's falling to pieces on me.

[Faintly:]

Oh, shit...

[Even fainter, the sound of a delicate, barely audible cheep.]

What the hell is that? You gotta come over and bring the dog food or something-- Wait. [Now there's a sudden silence as a perplexed somebody realizes this isn't the private call he thought he was making. Goddamn phones, where's a moogle when you need one?] This isn't even the right line! Lemme try that again.

[That there is the definitive 'click' of a hang up.]
dehanded: grand order; craft essence. (UyOjINX)

[personal profile] dehanded 2017-04-21 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ with a flat stare, she extends one leg to set her foot on Jack's leg, toes wiggling, which only makes the inch long claws at the end of each wiggle as well. ]

Human shoes do not work! And unless I have a contract, there is no reason to be wasteful and wear human feet instead.

[ she leaves her foot there (thankfully, it's redness only comes from the natural color of her skin and oni patterns, not any blood like her hands), and grumbles under her breath. ]

Human memory is useless. You will forget again before you die, so why do you care so much...? I am hungry, that is more important...