★01 ; early morning on 3/27
[ good morning, pinecones! guess what, your phone is ringing! you know what that means.
the call begins with a loud, satisfied siiiiigh as eliza leans back, and the grin is obvious in her voice. ]
Haaa, finally! This place gets interesting!
Fear not, townspeople! Soon, you'll all be able to consume the water once more! [ she hasn't been drinking it because, well, servant. she doesn't need it. ] Eri-chan★The Hero has saved you all! I know you'll all feel indebted to me, so you can pay your respects whenever you see me, don't worry-★! I accept all forms of adoration, but I have a soft spot for handing out autographs and taking photos with my fans.
But, you see, [ she lowers her voice to a coy whisper, and that grin gets deeper ] someone had poisoned the water just up the river! Scandal! [ gasping, really pouring on the drama now ] Someone had a bad, bad time and ended up six feet - well, inches - under!
Do you hear what I'm saying?
[ a pause.......... and eliza continues in a whisper again, a hand cupped over the reciever of the phone: ]
Rotting away, this thing fed into the water you all drink! [ an excited giggle, because really, this place was boring as hell until now ] But your brave★hero has found the body and with some work, things will be fine again. Are there any heroes BR★VE enough to help me?
[ and with another giggle, eliza hangs up. ]
( OOC; this message will disappear 3 minutes and 56 seconds after it's posted, but anyone who picks up the call when it first rings will be able to hear it in full. anyone is free to stop by murderhouse in order to talk to eliza more about what happens, but really, it's jack and ibaraki who found the body, and nyx who guarded it! HERE is the OOC thread for context!
this post is open for replies both on the call and in person, feel free to actionspam or network reply here, and thread-jacking is a-okay. WE STILL NEED A FEW MORE PEOPLE TO HELP WITH THE MYSTERY, so if you're interested in joining in, come do so! if anyone needs a convenient plot device, jack knows curaga, and healing magic will work in eliminating the symptoms as long as the character doesn't drink the tainted water again. )
the call begins with a loud, satisfied siiiiigh as eliza leans back, and the grin is obvious in her voice. ]
Haaa, finally! This place gets interesting!
Fear not, townspeople! Soon, you'll all be able to consume the water once more! [ she hasn't been drinking it because, well, servant. she doesn't need it. ] Eri-chan★The Hero has saved you all! I know you'll all feel indebted to me, so you can pay your respects whenever you see me, don't worry-★! I accept all forms of adoration, but I have a soft spot for handing out autographs and taking photos with my fans.
But, you see, [ she lowers her voice to a coy whisper, and that grin gets deeper ] someone had poisoned the water just up the river! Scandal! [ gasping, really pouring on the drama now ] Someone had a bad, bad time and ended up six feet - well, inches - under!
Do you hear what I'm saying?
[ a pause.......... and eliza continues in a whisper again, a hand cupped over the reciever of the phone: ]
Rotting away, this thing fed into the water you all drink! [ an excited giggle, because really, this place was boring as hell until now ] But your brave★hero has found the body and with some work, things will be fine again. Are there any heroes BR★VE enough to help me?
[ and with another giggle, eliza hangs up. ]
( OOC; this message will disappear 3 minutes and 56 seconds after it's posted, but anyone who picks up the call when it first rings will be able to hear it in full. anyone is free to stop by murderhouse in order to talk to eliza more about what happens, but really, it's jack and ibaraki who found the body, and nyx who guarded it! HERE is the OOC thread for context!
this post is open for replies both on the call and in person, feel free to actionspam or network reply here, and thread-jacking is a-okay. WE STILL NEED A FEW MORE PEOPLE TO HELP WITH THE MYSTERY, so if you're interested in joining in, come do so! if anyone needs a convenient plot device, jack knows curaga, and healing magic will work in eliminating the symptoms as long as the character doesn't drink the tainted water again. )
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...before you made her gag]
Ew.
Okay, yeah I'll...do that.
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Is there something wrong?
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I just need to gather some plants. And maybe get my hands on some tequila for after we've got this done.
i'm so sorry
I just wanna make sure you're prepared for when you go up there. This thing's been rotting in wet mud for who knows how long! And that little chicken, the one that looks like an angry banana? Apparently, she just ripped out an arm!
Pop!
Re: i'm so sorry
Still grossed out, but not enough to actually get sick. She does take a deep breath though, before clearly forcing a smile]
I'll be good. I've seen way grosser stuff before.
[she wishes that was a lie]