MESSAGE BOARD POST! un: stvitus

[bastardofipswich]

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well i for one am glad that the town hall gave me another way to procrastinate on my homework :)

[ Yeah, he totally just spent the last few hours doing this. ]

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HE'S JUST WALKING INTO YOUR ROOM, CHASE

[fidelis]

[ Two quick knocks and then the door is opening, so please Jesus let Chase have pants on. ]

Turning that in for art class?

HOW DARE YOU!!

[bastardofipswich]

[ LUCKY FOR YOU... he does have pants on. But he's still going to look totally affronted by Sam's intrusion into his room. ]

Oh my god, I'm gonna install a freaking lock one day! [ He points an accusatory finger at his uncle. ] I could've been naked!

un: salvatore

[unforgivably]

People in this town have too much time on their hands.

[bastardofipswich]

well... yeah! i mean what else is there to do?

UN: Lovecats

[onteamdyson]

awwwwh i want a unicorn! Dude its tail is full of drunk emotes LURVE IT

[bastardofipswich]

that's bc unicorns are ALWAYS drunk...

~*on magic*~!

un: harmony.

[ceoinstilettos]

attachment.

[bastardofipswich]

[ SOB the reference is after his time (plus: amnesia), but he can dig the song. ]

i think i'm gonna play that on loop to drive my uncle crazy

username to be decided later tbh

[corby]

is that a giant dick

[bastardofipswich]

no but this is

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UN: LJKJFRAEDJKLAEKJLCADSLK

[dehanded]

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO GO TO CHILD JAIL YOU FOOL

[bastardofipswich]

child jail??? lmao

what's the alternative? getting a crappy job?

un; latent

[bechdelpls]

It even looks like a unicorn! Mr. R must be so proud.

[bastardofipswich]

omg what if he asks me to stay after class to collect my 'extra credit'?? ;)

[ GUESS WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT TEACHERS CAN USE THE MESSAGE BOARD, TOO.

I mean, he should have considered that inevitability, but. He didn't. ]

un: mr.rogers

[paragon]

Too bad, I might've counted it for extra credit.

[bastardofipswich]

[ Wait, what? Teachers use computers, too?

SHIT. Please don't read the above conversation, Mr. Rogers. CUE: INNOCENT STUDENT ACT? ]

I could print it up and bring it to class, Mr. Rogers. :)

un: malia

[singly]

why

what is it

a horse????

how'd you do that?

[ Asking all the important questions. ]

[bastardofipswich]

[ MALIA, YOU PRECIOUS FLOWER... ]

srsly? it's a unicorn!

i did it with a lot of trial and error and free time. it's AMAZING how productive a person can be when they don't want to do homework

un: s.seaborn (LATER, AFTER WHATEVER FRUITLESS CONVERSATION OCCURS UPSTREAM)

[fidelis]

Do your homework.

[bastardofipswich]

i already did it

[ HE OBVIOUSLY DID NOT. ]

un: ally.a

[overdraws]

It looks like you've been paying attention in class at least

[bastardofipswich]

i always pay attention to mr. rogers!

un: mrs. salvatore

[abetment]

So this is what the kids are doing these days, huh? What a skill.

[bastardofipswich]

it beats pogs, right?

un: randel

[toten_sie]

[ ...he hasn't quite gotten the hang of this internet business so the username's not exactly creative. ]

that's very nice

un: ArtGeek

[babyhunter]

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[Best way to procrastinate.]

Do you think this can count as homework?

un; v.potts

[ceoinstilettos]

Don't encourage him.

[ and don't make her ask if your homework is done. ]

un: the☆hero!

[dragoness]

Dragons are the pinnacle of all mythological creatures, you uncultured swine!

un: asf

[corenundrum]

56+dwiojpore';'




[Look. This is what happens when a cat is given a laptop okay]

un: p.maximoff (ttly not copying ur cool cousin, what)

[windchasing]

Consider learning basic anatomy first. Have you ever even seen a horse before?

un: ulric

[sirnyxalot]

Is that supposed to be some kind of Spiracorn?