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[dehanded]

HELLO DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THE MESSAGE FROM THE HUMAN MACHINE

OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

un: butterfly

[abnormalsadist]

Now what did the bird ever do to you?

[PRETEND THERE'S AN ASCII OF A BIRD HERE]

[dehanded]

IT IS ANNOYING

[abnormalsadist]

Does it talk?

[dehanded]

NO IT IS MADE OF METAL

WHICH MAKES IT ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU CANNOT EAT IT

[abnormalsadist]

That's terrible. Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ！ You should always be able to eat a bird. I fully condone your actions then.

Let me summon Da Vinci for you.

[dehanded]

HOW WILL YOU SUMMON HER

DO YOU HAVE QUARTZ

GIVE IT HERE I NEED IT

SHE WILL BE USELESS IF SHE IS HERE SO GIVE ME THE QUARTZ

[abnormalsadist]

Haven't your parents ever told you it's not safe to meet strangers over the internet?

[dehanded]

THIS INTERNET YOU SPEAK OF DID NOT EXIST WHILE MOTHER WAS LIVING

AND IF I HAVE TO I WILL KILL YOU

SO DO NOT THINK TO THREATEN ME BUG PERSON

[abnormalsadist]

^_^ Now, now, we don't have to resort to physical violence.

Let's talk about how much this quartz is worth to you.

[dehanded]

MY SAFETY IS NOT A QUESTION HERE IT IS A MATTER OF YOURS

AND THE QUARTZ DOES NOT MATTER TO YOU IF YOU ARE DEAD EITHER THEREFORE IT IS UNWISE TO TRIFLE ME BUG PERSON

[abnormalsadist]

That's the fun of anonymity. I'm safe from you.

[dehanded]

[ SHE DOESNT HAVE A RESPONSE TO THAT AND IS MAD ABOUT IT



WAIT SHE ABSOLUTELY DOES HAVE A RESPONSE ]

IT WILL NOT MATTER IF I KILL ALL THE HUMANS HERE

[abnormalsadist]

What if there are non-humans?

[dehanded]

THEY TOO WILL DIE

I WILL DEVOUR ALL OF THEM