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[dehanded]

HELLO DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THE MESSAGE FROM THE HUMAN MACHINE

OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

un: the☆hero!

[dragoness]

Perhaps there's something strange going in on Chaldea, and that is why she does not respond.

[ ibaraki please ]

[dehanded]

OR SHE IS IN HER SHOP WITH THE EXTRA FOUS

BURNING SERVANTS

AND BEING USELESS

[dragoness]

Well, how else is our Master going to get mana prisms to exchange for useless tickets?

[dehanded]

SHE COULD BURN YOU

THERE ARE SO MANY IT WOULD BE EASY

[ iba no stop be nice ]

un: butterfly

[abnormalsadist]

Now what did the bird ever do to you?

[PRETEND THERE'S AN ASCII OF A BIRD HERE]

[dehanded]

IT IS ANNOYING

[abnormalsadist]

Does it talk?

[dehanded]

NO IT IS MADE OF METAL

WHICH MAKES IT ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU CANNOT EAT IT

[abnormalsadist]

That's terrible. Σ(･ω･ﾉ)ﾉ！ You should always be able to eat a bird. I fully condone your actions then.

Let me summon Da Vinci for you.

un: driver

[chauffeuring]

"Da Vinci"? I have not seen anyone with that name. If it's a name.

[dehanded]

IT IS HER NAME HER TRUE NAME

I CANNOT JUST SAY CASTER TO TALK TO HER OR I WILL HAVE TO TALK TO ALL OF THEM

LIKE THE STUPID FOX

un: bluebird

[guerrilla]

stop

[dehanded]

I WILL SMASH YOU BIRD

[guerrilla]

i hope you enjoy never eating chocolate again

[dehanded]

WHAT

JIJI NO

[ so. she might think youre nyx. ]

stcass

[ouzel]

Who is Da Vinci? Why do you think they are here?

[dehanded]

DA VINCI THINKS SHE IS SMARTER THAN EVERY OTHER SERVANT

AND SHE IS THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO THE COMMUNICATIONS AND RUN THE LEY SHIFTS SO EVEN IF SHE IS NOT HERE SHE CAN LEY SHIFT ME HOME

RED HORN AND GREEN MAN CAN STAY I DO NOT CARE IF THEY DO NOT WANT TO LEAVE

[ouzel]

What is a servant, in this context?

What is a ley shift?

[dehanded]

I AM A SERVANT

AND LEY SHIFTS ARE MAGECRAFT THAT CHALDEA USES TO TRAVEL BETWEEN SINGULARITIES

I AM NOT A CASTER AND IT IS NOT DEMONKIN MAGIC SO I DO NOT CARE TO KNOW MORE THAN THAT

un: davinci

[bastardofipswich]

hello yes i'm here. this is da vinci. CIAO.

[dehanded]

DA VINCI

GET OUT OF THE SHOP

LEY SHIFT US BACK TO CHALDEA RIGHT NOW YOU USELESS CASTER

un: ulric

[sirnyxalot]

ibaraki

You're on a text network. Repeating yourself over and over again is not going to make someone hear it.

[dehanded]

DA VINCI IS SUPPOSED TO BE A GENIUS

SHE WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT IT SO SHE HAS TO READ THIS

IF SHE IS NOT THERE A USELESS HUMAN IS LISTENING IN

HUMAN IN THE COMMAND ROOM GO GET MASTER AND TELL HER TO MAKE DA VINCI LEY SHIFT US BACK

I TIRE OF BEING HERE

[sirnyxalot]

[How the hell is he supposed to argue against that?]

Genius or no, that's not how text works

[dehanded]

THIS IS A COMMUNICATION DEVICE AND THE ROOM IN CHALDEA WHERE SHE WORKS IS FULL OF THEM

IT IS EASY THEY TALK TO OTHER SINGULARITIES ALL THE TIME

EVEN THE ONE SHUTEN AND I WERE IN