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[dehanded]

HELLO DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THE MESSAGE FROM THE HUMAN MACHINE

OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[dehanded]

Of course I would not. [ she snorts, an undignified, disdainful sound. ]

Oni do not fight in human wars — not during. We defile your dead with the carrion eaters when the battle is done, steal from your victors while they are drunk on the spoils of war. Human conflict is nothing but an opportunity for my kind, an unlocked vault of treasure to be plundered, an endless feast for the taking.

[sirnyxalot]

Not all wars are fought against humans, Iba. There are worse things I've stared down in the dead of night.

[He carefully rolls his shoulders, trying to ease some tension. Unsettled by her words.]