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[dehanded]

HELLO DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THE MESSAGE FROM THE HUMAN MACHINE

OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[guerrilla]

You know geniuses can't do everything, right? It just means they're smart.

[dehanded]

Prove it! If she can make you into boxes, she can make sake!

[guerrilla]

That just means she has good knife skills. Hell, if I was careful enough, I could make you into boxes too.

[no,]

[dehanded]

You are the wrong color Archer for that!

[guerrilla]

If we get Da Vinci to turn the red one into cubes, maybe she'll stop trying to turn me into them.

[WAIT, NO, THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN]

[dehanded]

He is worth more cubes, this is true... [ h m m m m... red archer belongs to rhyme, though, and she can get candy from him. ... ] We will use the red one as a decoy, and while she is distracted, we kill her! Then you will be safe, and he will have to make me candy.

[ ITS A GOOD PLAN. ]

[guerrilla]

Wait, no. Why's he the one that makes you candy?

[Why is this what he's worried about.]

[dehanded]

He does not carry any around to give out! I have checked.

[ ibaraki did. did you try to pick archer's pockets. ]

[guerrilla]

Just because I'm better prepared than that idiot doesn't mean you have to go crawling to him for handmade sweets!

[EMIYA CAN PRY ROBIN'S DUMB ONI IMOUTO FROM HIS COLD, DEAD HANDS.]

[dehanded]

It is not crawling! He will know he must make treats or we will kill him instead of da Vinci! That will be the bargain!

[ ohoho extortion yes ]

... Also if Nursery Rhyme arrives she will be able to get more sweets from him too. Even oni know you do not cut down a tree if you want more fruits from it!

[guerrilla]

Okay, but if you like the sweets I make better than his, we're burning him anyway.

[Time to practice his desserts.]