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[computative]

[ So Mary is seven. And while she's smart, she doesn't quite realize this network is private. Or that a message board is... a message board. Sorry network.]

Frank. Look what I made. Can I put it on the fridge?

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un: fred4mayorsdad

[adnauseam]

That's how we'd usually give it pride of place, right?

[ They'll have a talk about internet safety off the network. ]

I seem to remember putting you to bed a couple of hours ago.

[computative]

Yes. But I can't reach the magnets. [ they are so up high.]

The cats are scared so I stayed up. [ Bullshit, she's the one who's scared.] This house is so big. They don't remember it being so big.

[adnauseam]

We'll put it up in the morning. Have you told them there's nothing to be afraid of?

[ She can't sleep in his bed every night, even if she's not the only one feeling like they have way more space than they need. ]

[computative]

Yes.

[ She's trying to be brave. ]

[adnauseam]

And I'm just right past the kitchen?

[computative]

I told them that too. But they heard a scary noise.

[ It was an owl.]

[adnauseam]

[ He sighs, leaning back against the pillows. Maybe it will help to know she's not the only one in the house who's awake. Well, so much for sleep. ]

Sounds like it gave you a chance to work on Fred's campaign. Mayor, huh?

[computative]

I think he'd be a good mayor

[adnauseam]

How so?

[computative]

He is smart

[adnauseam]

Well, a lot of people are smart. Some cats, too. What makes him a good leader?

[computative]

He's brave and different too.

[adnauseam]

You think that's something the people can relate to?

[computative]

Yes. A shitload of people can.

[holdmybeer]

[ he's 88% proud and 12% mortified. gg kid. frank, he's sorry. ]

[adnauseam]

I beg your pardon?

[computative]

It means a lot.

[adnauseam]

I know what it means, what I wanna know is how you know.

[computative]

A man told me on the computer.

[adnauseam]

Which man?

[computative]

The man who said bad words

[adnauseam]

His name, Mary.

[computative]

I don't know his name

[adnauseam]

So you're letting a strange man whose name you don't know teach you bad words and not telling me?

[computative]

Not in person!