message board » un: fred4mayor

[computative]

[ So Mary is seven. And while she's smart, she doesn't quite realize this network is private. Or that a message board is... a message board. Sorry network.]

Frank. Look what I made. Can I put it on the fridge?

Comments

un:muffet

[unweaving]

That's a lot of cats.

[computative]

I like cats.

You're not Frank.

[unweaving]

Well that's lucky.

No, I'm not. Were you just trying to send this to Frank?

un: fred4mayorsdad

[adnauseam]

We're a nontraditional family structure.

un: tink

[trybelieving]

Oh, how precious! Did you make that yourself?

[ precious might not be the word Mary was looking for, and after a moment, Tink seems to recognize that.]

You're a very talented artist. Those cats are quite detailed.

[computative]

Thank you. My cats all look different so I wanted to differentiate them. [ Big word for a little girl.]

un: fred4mayorsdad

[adnauseam]

That's how we'd usually give it pride of place, right?

[ They'll have a talk about internet safety off the network. ]

I seem to remember putting you to bed a couple of hours ago.

[computative]

Yes. But I can't reach the magnets. [ they are so up high.]

The cats are scared so I stayed up. [ Bullshit, she's the one who's scared.] This house is so big. They don't remember it being so big.

un: laura

[shoplifter]

[............]

Are the cats really that big, standing next to you?

[computative]

No.

[ :( ]

un: makie

[therewerefifty]

[Lord, that's adorable. Though mostly, she's always had a soft spot for cats.]

What happened to poor Fred's eye?

[computative]

He's only got one eye.

un: rofl

[aeturnus]

I'd definitely vote for Fred. Looks like he's seen a lot, knows what he's doing.

[computative]

He's monocular so he has to see a lot more than most people to catch up.

un: fred4mayorsdad

[adnauseam]

That's some pretty personal stuff for a little girl to talk about where anyone can read it.

un: stcass

[realists]

[ someone didn't feel like making her own username so when cassian turned the computer so she could look at the precious art, jyn just stole it from him. ]

You have a very lovely family.

[computative]

Thank you.

I like them.

un: Ms.Lewis

[seeyaduke]

You know, when I was younger, I wanted a cat named Chili too.

[computative]

Why didn't you get one?

un: 12

[dislikeable]

I've never met a girl named Me before.

[computative]

That's not my name. It's Mary.

un: fangor

[bird_thing]

i used to have a cat named Dude

[it's one of the only things he misses from his old human life honestly.]

[computative]

What happened to him?

un: arcarius

[angelic_archer]

Frank should let you put that on the fridge.

If we have a vote, I'll vote for Fred.

[computative]

He hasn't announced his run for mayor yet.