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[computative]

[ So Mary is seven. And while she's smart, she doesn't quite realize this network is private. Or that a message board is... a message board. Sorry network.]

Frank. Look what I made. Can I put it on the fridge?

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[shoplifter]

I wondered if there were such a thing.

As mutant cats.

Are they soft?

[computative]

They're just normal cats.
What are mutant cats?

Yes. Except Chili, he's got shorter hair so he's less soft but still pretty soft.

[shoplifter]

Mutant cats would have powers, no?

They might be able to fly... or shoot lasers from their eyes. Or their claws would be steel, and they could jump high, very high.





Why do you call him Chili?

[computative]

Fred can only jump very high.

I don't know, that's just his name.

[shoplifter]

How high does he jump? Can he climb trees?

[computative]

Of course he can climb trees, silly. He's a cat!

[shoplifter]

I don't know much about cats.

I've never met cats before.




Only a dog once.

[computative]

Really? Never?

[shoplifter]

I don't think so.

I don't have a lot of memories.