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[ So Mary is seven. And while she's smart, she doesn't quite realize this network is private. Or that a message board is... a message board. Sorry network.]

Frank. Look what I made. Can I put it on the fridge?

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They're the best. They poop in a box!

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That seems like it would make them easier to take care of, but I'll bet it's not the only thing you like about them.

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They're very smart.

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They must be, if they can learn to poop in a box.

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And they like catnip

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I suppose that's important, isn't it? I'll try to remember all of this when I'm ready.

How did you know what to name them?

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They just came with those names.

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Did you get them at the animal shelter?

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[ there's a long pause.]

I don't remember.

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[ not the children, too.]

I think I'm going to get mine at the shelter.

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[ it's worse for her lil' mind.]

Adopt don't shop.

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You won't hear any argument from me.