[2/10] they've got methods of keeping you clean

[de_void]

[so this isn't exactly the way stiles would have preferred to make his debut on the network, but needs must when the devil drives as they say, and the full moon has managed to sneak up on all of them.]

Okay so weird question but does anyone have some chains they're currently not using? Asking for a friend.

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[de_void]

Thank you so much Mr. Helpful, do you have anything else useful to add?

[zymasoldat]

[ Why does nobody appreciate his helpful comments!! ]

How strong does 'your friend' need them to be?

[de_void]

Oh hey, look at that, an actual helpful question, well done you!

[zymasoldat]

I'm asking you the question, not offering it up as an example.

[overdraws]

[ there is the brief sound of a struggle and then: ]

Strong enough to keep from breaking under extreme duress.

[zymasoldat]

[ Oh thank god, somebody with 200% less snark is on the line. ]

All right.

If I ask what this is for, am I gonna get an answer?

[ He suspects not-- well, not one that's satisfactory. But even though he doubts they're going to use these chains to, say, lock up and torture someone (anyone looking to do that wouldn't ask such a suspicious question out in the open, right?), he might as well do some due diligence before handing some chains over like it's a cup of sugar. ]

[overdraws]

[ She's silent for a few seconds. ]

No. Sorry.

[ She does manage to sound a little sorry. ]

[zymasoldat]

[ Well, that's about what he expected. Bucky thinks on it for a moment, then answers: ]

I'll see what I can find.

action because i can

[de_void]

Gah, hey! [stiles relinquishes his phone to allison after a brief struggle, pressing his aching wrist to his chest protectively and giving her a rueful look.]

Just ask next time, missy, geez. Between you and Derek I'm going to wind up losing a hand or something, did nobody's parents ever bother to teach them proper phone etiquette?

[overdraws]

[ Allison gives him a look that's equal parts I am on the phone and Who the hell are you talking about?, before pulling the phone away from her ear and placing her hand over the mouthpiece in a fairly decent attempt to mute. ]

Who's Derek? [ A beat. ] He sounds like an asshole.