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[coy]

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I'm Caroline Forbes and I'm offering private singing lessons to anyone who's looking to learn how to sing or even just get their Celine Dion on. Don't be a karaoke wannabe, let me teach you how to rock the mic and sing your heart out.

Contact me here or call me for more information!

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un:FunnyShoes

[keephimtalking]

i have the spirits-given right to be a miserable karaoke wannabe

[ ... ]

would you even teach aliens

[coy]

Sure! Anyone who wants to learn.

[keephimtalking]

[ This is stupid. Why is he even trying this? He's just going to get stared at again just like nearly everyone in forsaken fucking place did.

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He's also drunk and bored enough to scream, just about. ]

so

how does this work?