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[coy]

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I'm Caroline Forbes and I'm offering private singing lessons to anyone who's looking to learn how to sing or even just get their Celine Dion on. Don't be a karaoke wannabe, let me teach you how to rock the mic and sing your heart out.

Contact me here or call me for more information!

Comments

[immoderation]

That seems a little complicated for a novice to tackle.

[coy]

I'm an excellent teacher. And I feel like you might have a secret talent.

[immoderation]

That's a flattering notion. I hope I won't disappoint you, then.

[coy]

Tell me when and where, Salvatore.

[immoderation]

Anywhere but my place. I'm free on Wednesday evenings. And the weekends too of course.

[coy]

Why is that?

Well, I live alone, so my place is available.

[immoderation]

The teasing would never cease.

[ With both Damon and Katherine living there... Need he say more?! ]

Anyway that's fine. Just give me a ring and we can figure out a time.

[coy]

Well, I have no takers so far so.... you get first dibs.

[immoderation]

Wait. Should I be asking how much this is going to cost me?

[coy]

First lesson is on the house, you get the friends and family discount.

[immoderation]

How generous of you.

[coy]

I remember being giving.

[immoderation]

Practically a saint.

[coy]

Maybe we can make dinner and make a night of it.

[immoderation]

That sounds wonderful.

[coy]

Okay, then we're set. Dinner and singing. Next week?

this won't mess with her head at all

[immoderation]

That's perfect. It's a date.

NO, NOT AT ALL.

[coy]

Yeah. I'll see you soon.