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[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

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[ceoinstilettos]

I am not going to measure it.
But it's 1/2 of a 1/4 of a pickle, apparently.

[comesfrompain]

Talk about the nitty gritty. Can't say I don't like a woman who can negotiate like that.

[ceoinstilettos]

[ pepper chuckles. ]

It was the principle of the thing. Besides, if I give him an inch he’ll take a mile. Can’t let that happen.

[comesfrompain]

Definitely not. Last thing this town needs is a rampant pickle thief.

[ceoinstilettos]

I don’t need more than a fraction of a pickle, so I hope he doesn’t take this that far to spite me. [ she doesn’t think he will. it’s a pickle, not the crown jewel. ]

[comesfrompain]

Far enough to make a public post about it though. ;)

[ceoinstilettos]

He just had to make a big dill about it. [ she couldn’t resist, ok. she’s still not thrilled about this pickle debacle, but if you can’t beat ‘em… ]

[comesfrompain]

[Oh. Now he's just dillighted.]

It's really just not kosher to complain to the masses, is it?

[ceoinstilettos]

[ this is a dillightful turn of events. ]

Not at all. He kind me in kind of a pickle.

[comesfrompain]

He's really gherkin you around.

[ceoinstilettos]

I’m going to have to concede. [ because she’s not going to be able to top that. ] You’re very punny, you know that?

[comesfrompain]

That's what they tell me. Brocksteady with the puns, all day, every day.

[ceoinstilettos]

Brocksteady, huh, well it's a pleasure.

Pepper Potts, here to spice things up.

[comesfrompain]

[Oh. Oh. Wait, really? No.]

Wait, the Pepper Potts?

[ceoinstilettos]

[ someone else that recognizes her that she doesn't quite remember. ]

The one and only.