Phone; June 9th Evening

[keephimtalking]

Good news everyone: negotiations went through and Weaver's is now going to officially start selling drinks over forty proof.

[ Hey, Eliot. Heyyyy, Eliot. You're totally getting side-eyed over the phone here, somehow. Hope you enjoy this weird new form of communication. ]

In... celebration of this wonderful new landmark, drinks'll be half off tomorrow night. Drop by and get yourself drunk ten times faster than usual. Try to limit any vomiting to the bathroom.

[ Please, someone, hire this guy as your publicist, he's just so enthusiastic. ]

Comments

[morethan084]

I mean I was kind of joking, but, honestly? Probably a good idea.

I might be making use of one of those buckets. How did you even get permission to do that? They're pretty strict around here.

[keephimtalking]

Oh, you know, strong negotiation skills.

[ And probably Eliot giving the mayor a blowjob, but he's too polite to say that. ]

[morethan084]

[Yeah that doesn't sound at all like the truth.]

...Right.

You might want to work on a more believable answer.