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pinesnet2017-06-09 09:20 pm
keephimtalking) wrote in pinesnet2017-06-09 09:20 pm
Phone; June 9th Evening
Good news everyone: negotiations went through and Weaver's is now going to officially start selling drinks over forty proof.
[ Hey, Eliot. Heyyyy, Eliot. You're totally getting side-eyed over the phone here, somehow. Hope you enjoy this weird new form of communication. ]
In... celebration of this wonderful new landmark, drinks'll be half off tomorrow night. Drop by and get yourself drunk ten times faster than usual. Try to limit any vomiting to the bathroom.
[ Please, someone, hire this guy as your publicist, he's just so enthusiastic. ]
[ Hey, Eliot. Heyyyy, Eliot. You're totally getting side-eyed over the phone here, somehow. Hope you enjoy this weird new form of communication. ]
In... celebration of this wonderful new landmark, drinks'll be half off tomorrow night. Drop by and get yourself drunk ten times faster than usual. Try to limit any vomiting to the bathroom.
[ Please, someone, hire this guy as your publicist, he's just so enthusiastic. ]
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Lantar is going to run screaming if they ever show up here, my god.There's a second of scrabbling and claws as the Turian nearly drops his phone- fights with the impulse to just throw the damn thing out the window- and eventually he yanks it back up by the cord, upside down, and yells: ]
YOU'LL GET FUCKING HIVES.
[ A pause.
And then the line cuts with a meek, gentle little 'click'.
Wade doesn't get to see the brilliant shade of very indignant cobalt blue that Lantar's turned on the other end. ]