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call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

Why... does she want exactly half of a pickle?

equal distribution of household items

Is that your way of saying that you plan to share?

that is my way of saying i ate the pickle that came w the sandwich i brought home and now i have to go get her part of the pickle back bc i ate it

That sounds very mean of you

how old are you

Just because I'm young doesn't mean I don't get nuances. :/

its not a nuance its just not very mean
like not very-mean
not not-very mean

Your use of hyphens is entertaining and also a little confusing.

'entertaining & a little confusing' is 1 of the best combinations to b

Never a dull moment.
It sounds like I should get popcorn for the next time something else happens.
Don't worry, I'll ask Pepper instead of you.

that hurts
it really does
ive said nothing that wasnt true this whole time

True but it feels like the cliff-notes version.

actually uve had the only explanation of events i think

You're not a good story teller are you?

im an excellent storyteller
im sry were u looking for a story

A bit. Why not tell me a story?

im kind of n the middle of smth rn

reporter or bedtime

Definitely bedtime story.