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call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

Thanks but I really don't think anyone here asked about your private intimacies, if you could just keep those to yourself it would be great.

That's a pretty specific request.

[ Listen, he's not gonna be the one to jump to conclusions this time. ]

She needs you to be out of the house for some reason.

Why... does she want exactly half of a pickle?

I'm sure Pepper wouldn't do it if you didn't deserve it.

No one cares.

Is she pregnant?

Edited 2017-04-12 02:54 (UTC)

switchitonanov? really?

only half a pickle
yikes
hopefully thats not a personal refelction on u

is this a weird human courting ritual thing

[ Oddly specific cravings instantly equal PREGNANCY in his mind, so: ]

gratz on the baby i guess

What would happen to the other half of the pickle?

What constitutes as half a pickle? Half of an average pickle or half of the individual pickle chosen? Is she going to measure it?

[Someone's bored.]

Edited 2017-04-17 04:52 (UTC)

So you're going to get it for her, right?