message board post - un: switchitonanov

[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

Comments

[babyhunter]

Your use of hyphens is entertaining and also a little confusing.

[fe_male]

'entertaining & a little confusing' is 1 of the best combinations to b

[babyhunter]

Never a dull moment.
It sounds like I should get popcorn for the next time something else happens.
Don't worry, I'll ask Pepper instead of you.

[fe_male]

that hurts
it really does
ive said nothing that wasnt true this whole time

[babyhunter]

True but it feels like the cliff-notes version.

[fe_male]

actually uve had the only explanation of events i think

[babyhunter]

You're not a good story teller are you?

[fe_male]

im an excellent storyteller
im sry were u looking for a story

[babyhunter]

A bit. Why not tell me a story?

[fe_male]

im kind of n the middle of smth rn

reporter or bedtime

[babyhunter]

Definitely bedtime story.