fe_male: to consume on my bday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I’ve had to put up with this year. Which is a lot. (what: The amount of alcohol I’m going)
Mʀ. Wʀᴏɴԍ ([personal profile] fe_male) wrote in [community profile] pinesnet2017-04-11 11:27 am
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call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening
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fe_male: of your life and that you're being a baby about it. (what: sorry this is the worst night)

[personal profile] fe_male 2017-04-11 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
at this point im just doing it to counteract urs i guess

bc i wasnt worried about it until just now
are ur pickles coated n artisanal organic vinegars handcrafted by ladybugs or smth how expensive can half a pickle be
bearswitness: failed (good morning i see the assassins have)

[personal profile] bearswitness 2017-04-11 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
The price is a laptop. A working one.
This one is broken.
fe_male: trying to decide if it's better to take it now when i'm stoned or later when i'm drunk. (what: i have to take a quiz before midni)

[personal profile] fe_male 2017-04-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ ........... ]

for half a PICKLE?
bearswitness: Crack kills. (I know you probably can't even read but-)

[personal profile] bearswitness 2017-04-12 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
It's very high quality.
fe_male: childishly hungry, and stupidly courageous. (hey: He's not pure. He's sly + inventive)

[personal profile] fe_male 2017-04-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
itd better b v high quality & come w some kind of massage
type of massage depends on how decent a laptop u want
bearswitness: (donna just bring a sweater)

[personal profile] bearswitness 2017-04-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Absolutely yes. All of that. Do you have a laptop.
fe_male: (hah: youtube comments man)

[personal profile] fe_male 2017-04-15 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
i have multiple laptops
bearswitness: failed (good morning i see the assassins have)

[personal profile] bearswitness 2017-04-15 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then I have your half of a pickle. High grade. Where do I bring it.
fe_male: it's like you just said "i want you to suffer" (Default)

[personal profile] fe_male 2017-05-09 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry i left this but i assume we can either handwave it happened if that's cool? or we can retroactively log it, i'm good either way ]
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