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[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

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[ceoinstilettos]

I only have your word that it was 1/4 of a pickle...
and if this is any indication of how good your word is, well,
I think you know where I'm going with this.

But fine, we'll split the remainder of the pickle.
[ because this needs to stop. ]

[fe_male]

y wld i lie 2 u abt a pickle
abt 1/4 of a pickle
what sandwich have you been served w an entire pickle on the side
cmon pep

[ also aw the one time in all this he actually tries some potential innuendo himself. ]

[ceoinstilettos]

[ if this were any other time she would probably appreciate it. now, however, she breezes over it without so much as a second thought, because this is a mess. she doesn't even want the pickle anymore. ]

[ but he does get her to laugh, not that he'd know. ]

I don't know.
Diners. Diners serve a side of slaw and a pickle.
But let's save the rest of this pickle talk for later, alright.
Pizza's getting cold.

[fe_male]

[ not not-understandable. ]

yes maam
u got pepperoni right

[ceoinstilettos]

Of course I did.
I'll see you soon :)