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[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

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[fe_male]

no

[ ????? she wanted him out of the house and now this, what, maybe, but no ]

[coy]

Well, pickles are a pregnancy thing, aren't they? Did she ask for something weird to go with it?

[fe_male]

[ .................. 0__0 ]

no
she only asked 4 me 2 leave & get it
thats not weird at all

[coy]

Nope, not weird at all.

[fe_male]

u dont kno my life

[ technically right now neither does he, but ]

[coy]

I kind of do.

[ because... this place.]

i'm probably sorry. maybe.

[ceoinstilettos]

Tony, I might not have been completely honest with you… [ is it too late to mess with him? ]

[fe_male]

[ there would only have been a slight pause between 'read' and '_____ is typing' but i doubt these phones show that sort of thing. either way, it would have been a very small pause, but in tony-time, it would have been ages. the kind of pause that makes it clear the other person is reading your text again and maybe squinting at their phone. ]

nope
i do not believe u

[ maybe because she already said she wasn't, but maybe because she'd never communicate that over the phone ]

[ceoinstilettos]

[ she didn't think that he'd believe her. she had, just moments ago, told caroline she wasn't pregnant. still, that pause gets her to smile, because she knows that for that fraction of a second he's not sure what to believe. ] Don't believe me... I was just going to ask if you wouldn't mind picking up some peanut butter to go along with the pickles... I mean, what's better than peanut butter and pickles? [ now, she's not going to outright say it, but maybe she can string him along a little bit longer. ]