message board post - un: switchitonanov

[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

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un:FunnyShoes

[keephimtalking]

is this a weird human courting ritual thing

[bearswitness]

See now that was my question. It's been denied but I'm still skeptical, humans are unreliable that way.

[keephimtalking]

they do this thing where they like meet each other in a room and talk for a minute with multiple people to see if they'd like each other enough to hook up

it'd really freaking weird

i saw a documentary on it once

[bearswitness]

I'll be frank I really don't care about their courtship process. More to the point I'm going to assume you're not human or else have some incomprehensible ideas of identity. What are you?

[keephimtalking]

not the jackass asking people what they are on a public forum is what i am

[ Sorry, Eshkol. It's a sensitive topic for the guy for the past couple months and Lantar's not as good at being friendly as he used to be. ]

you wanna see what kinda freakshow i am you can come fucking pay me at Weaver's

[bearswitness]

What is that one of the places for food around here.

[keephimtalking]

that's the only bar in town

[ Guess who the owner is. ]

[bearswitness]

And I have to go there to find out what you are.

[keephimtalking]

not really my problem if you find out or not is it?

[bearswitness]

Just making sure this trip is absolutely necessary. I'll be there.

[fe_male]

we have a lot of those ur gonna need 2 b more specific abt which part u mean

[keephimtalking]

you guys usually give plant organs as a courting thing don't you???