message board post - un: switchitonanov

[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

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un: stvitus

[bastardofipswich]

[ Oddly specific cravings instantly equal PREGNANCY in his mind, so: ]

gratz on the baby i guess

[ceoinstilettos]

[ oh boy. ]

Thanks, but there's no baby.

[bastardofipswich]

ok but

are you sure?

[ceoinstilettos]

I'm sure.

But feel free to tell Tony I'm only 12% sure.

[fe_male]

wow

[ he doesn't even actually remember yet why that should be so poignant but he still feels insulted ]

[ceoinstilettos]

I suppose an argument could be made for 15%.