Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

un: kingshit

[sybaritic]

preach on, sista

[ is eliot a] a man and b] currently into a man he's enjoying extending even the smallest modicum of trust to? yes, both of those are true, what is your point ]

UN: junglejeevesisdead

[onteamdyson]

ELIOT GET OUT OF MY THREAD WITH YOUR GOOGOO HEART EYES AND ENCHANTED BONERS ALL THE TIME

can you bring me another drink pls?

[sybaritic]

ohh, honey. i've got stories about trusting men that would make your eyelashes uncurl. let's sit a spell and i'll tell you all about them.

it. them. one in particular. for that we're going to need F A R more than one drink.

[onteamdyson]

did somebody hurt you, eliot? because i will rip off their face ands hove it in a hol e in the ground and then find lunch meat that has gone all grody in teh Back of a fridge and plaSte e r it o bver their facelessface and thats their new face and tehn break their legs probly?

idk im to o wasted to pl;lot murderrevernge

i n ee d a nmae!

[sybaritic]

i'm oddly touched by this ...oddly specific revenge cocktail, pixiepants.

[ please hold a moment, he's going to come do a shot with her and then meander off hm. ]