Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

UN: junglejeevesisdead

[onteamdyson]

You know who is my enumber one helper right now?
this. glass. this. eliot ownt give me the bottle but i mean the drinks keep showing up so its the saem?

ilike your username :)))) <3 :5

[trybelieving]

I'm glad something comforts you, though I fear you might regret it in the morning.

Thank you, it's a nickname.

[onteamdyson]

NEVER REGRET. NEVER SURRENDER.

wait. thats.

thatsnot the quote. whatevs. not important.

yOUR NICKNAME IS TINK?!?! DUDE. thats adorkable

[trybelieving]

What were you quoting?

Adorkable?

[onteamdyson]

galaxy quest. look it up.

yeah like. its. like ur adorable but a dork. adorakable. also look it up. actually dont because alta vista is the devil and this backwards hick town doesnt even know siht wabout searchengines

[trybelieving]

Then I think I'm better off not looking anything up.

[ she only vaguely remembers how to use the computer, and it's taken her some time to sort that out.]

Adorkable. I'll take that as a compliment.

[onteamdyson]

i'll be your search engine, tink. iwill be...
your google.

im kenz btw and its totes a compliment

[trybelieving]

Google?

[ it doesn't ring any... bells.]

Good to know. I'm Tinker Bell.