Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

un: b.barnes

[zymasoldat]

Is this Kenzi?

UN: junglejeevesisdead

[onteamdyson]

no its ur conscience

get a haircut

[zymasoldat]

Okay, between that and the "giant idiot"...

What did I do?

[onteamdyson]

its what you DID nt do. or

well you did

do it.

you were GONE! and i

[She stares at the screen for a good thirty seconds before finally finishing her thought.]

needed you

1/2

[zymasoldat]

[ ...damn it. CUE AVALANCHE OF GUILT. ]

I'm here now.

2/2

[zymasoldat]

Hold on.

[ BRB HE'S LEAVING HIS HOUSE NOW. You're having company whether you want it or not, Kenzi. ]