Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

UN: junglejeevesisdead

[onteamdyson]

the amount of ladies that know how to kill or dispose of people is equal to t h e amont. amount. of. more ladies i ne e d in my social circle.

2. its 2. so far. hi im kenzi. also p sure bodies get dumped there all the time so tis not even a joke anmore its real life realtalk

[seeyaduke]

Well, every girl has probably had a need or two at least once in her life.

Or three or four or twenty.

Ana Lewis, nice to meet you.

[onteamdyson]

would you be offended if i called you ana banananana? because. i really really want to.

[seeyaduke]

I think with how much you've probably been drinking, allowances can be made.

[onteamdyson]

ive been drinking since i was 10 this is nothnign

im just trying to kill my liver or vegetable my brain. whihcever comes first

[seeyaduke]

Hopefully the brain so you don't know that you screwed up your liver over some asshole who could be quickly taken care of.