Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

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[onteamdyson]

human men. wolf men. siren men. mesmer men.

mensmers.

mermens?

anyone with a stupid penis or a stujpid nongenderspecific ...junk... thing

which one are y oyu?

[fromtv]

someone's in their experimental phase. love it.

been an elf all my life. you? anything fun? you sound like you come from somewhere fun.

is this a relationship thing or a grand stand against the nature of man thing?

[onteamdyson]

You are weirdly supportive for a stranger on the internet

waoh. woah. an elf? like. for real? like.... what do your elf eyes see kind of elf?

... can it be both?

[fromtv]

hey whoa easy there. I'm not here for all that mushy stuff. just kinda appreciating some kindred philosophy. you know, feeling it out.

oh, hell yeah my man. elf eyes, elf ears, the whole nine. by the way? that dude wishes he were me.

not an either or, I get it.

[onteamdyson]

non-mush appreciative commenting on a message board. i mean. thats fair. ok u get a pass

SRSLY?!?!! woha. are you hella tall?

its complicated

[fromtv]

oh good I was really worried I was "out of bounds" for a second there
sorry the sarcasm doesn't read well on these things

nah that's the one place I'm average. unless you're short in which case absolutely I am HELLA tall.

ok, promise this is the last question and then you get to ask me as many as you want. deal? ok go: facebook style "its complicated" or like, for real, "i need help disposing a body" it's complicated?

[onteamdyson]

you gotta use a sarcasm font or like. tags. sarcasm tags.

dammit. ur hella tall then

why are theere so many people around here willing to help dispose of bodies.... there isnt a body yet!Q i mean there is but its not dead. its alive and shitty and hot and a liar and terrible and huge and a great cook and a bad person

[fromtv]

that kills the mood

i lied. another question. do you WANT him dead? just between appreciative message board acquaintances. although it kinda sounds like you may be describing me except for the shitty bad terrible parts and I don't know how much I appreciate that. do I have an evil clone situation I didn't know about?