Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

[vdova]

[ oh my god kenzi ]

i'm fresh out, sorry
and honestly
someone trying to blow me up with a grenade is not the worst thing that's happened to me
remind me to tell you what your cousin did to me someday ;)

[onteamdyson]

[This is perfectly acceptable message board behavior that she definitely won't regret after a massive hangover or anything, it's fine.]

Did he hold you upsidedown until all your lunch money fell out? or make you cry during hide and seek?

nah nevermind i know its probs worse. you guys are hella fucked up, danger magnets.


omg nat im gonna put magnets. fridge magnets. on. hs arm. holy shit. HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME?

[At least she's not thinking about potentially falling for a shitty, irredeemable murderer who was twice her age anymore? Progress]

[vdova]

let's just say i can't wear bikinis anymore

[onteamdyson]

Bullshit nat you have the bod of a godsess that qui t her dayjob to be one of th ose moddelss that stan ds in front of boats and wears high heels but no pants

you could do the giantmartiini glass sexy dance and maek a killing hdu