Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

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[cacoethical]

im just saying hypothetically if you lost it how would you know??????? it could be biding its time waiting for the next time im going about in stocking feet

point taken though word retracted :x :x :x

heres a thought though have you considered making your own pizza??????

[onteamdyson]

io feel like if you lost spilt milk you'd probs notice because spinllingh milk is an emotionally taxingsituation that doesnt go unnoticed

but if it was waiting to be stepped in youd probs have bigger problems? like sentient milk.

............................................. Jefferson has p much banned me from culinary arts so no. i havent considered it. but now im considering it

[cacoethical]

yes youre following me here excellent!!!!!! sentient milk would be a HUGE problem yet implicit in the very process of losing it in the first place

anyway im sure theres someone here who can tell you how to make a pizza i mean how hard can it actually be????????????????

((I wanna watch more dirk after dinner omg))

[onteamdyson]

ofc ouirse im following you its basic logic. people dont just take spilt milk, its gotta move on its own, thats the whole point

like. alien milk. or. if foreign contaiminants got in te h milk and some sentient bacteria culture grew in the fridge and when you spill it yo u just freed them and dfoomed the world!

or like. its not actually milk it s some stupid magical creature here to fuck up ur life which is way more likely for me.

((your wish is my command c8))

[cacoethical]

i should think its more likely for everyone i mean most of those options are simply improbable whereas stupid magical creatures are outright impossible and therefore must be the correct answer :-D :-D :-D