Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

[sybaritic]

well, sugarplum

you keep fucking with my friends. plus you're a pale creepy british child, and in my experience exactly one hundred percent of those are evil. but mostly it's the fucking with my friends thing that really has my pantiea in an interrupty twist.

[beallandendall]

How is having a conversation 'fucking' with anyone? I ask questions and they are under no obligation to answer.

Also, good job lumping all British children into one heaping pile of dysfunction. Did you get picked on when you were little by one?

[sybaritic]

kiddo, i think you're a lot of things - garden variety sociopath is tippety top of the list - but "shit for brains" ain't one of em. so what if i didn't insult either of us by entertaining the the idea that you're not crystal fucking clear on exactly what you're doing.

that was mostly flippancy. but you've really got me thinking i'm batting a thousand there.

[beallandendall]

That's not a nice thing to say to someone. I'm doing no more nor no less than trying to get to know people in this here quaint little town. Your personal vendetta should probably find a new target.

Are you often flippant and over the top or do I get special treatment all around?

[sybaritic]

yeah, what you got goin for you right now is 1. putting the idea in kenzi's head that being around people who care about her is going to make her feel worse, and 2. that you'll like her less if she doesn't do what you want. people in manipulative as all fuck houses shouldn't throw "eliot you're meeeean" stones.

flippancy is the teat on which i was weaned, but trust me, this is nowhere near over the top. special treatment is not on today's menu. for that you'd have to be extraordinary in any possible way, and you are a dime a dozen shitty omen remake.

[beallandendall]

Wrong on one and fibrillating on two. I can't imagine how being around two people who look at each other the way Airplane does helps her feelings. She seems better off away from that.

Oh golly-gee, stabbed with words. Whatever will I do?