Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

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[onteamdyson]

pete. peter. peteunia. small tiny child love of my life as of whenever i found out you were even in existence. i am... 1000000% fine as a cucumber. and probably crazy so don't even trust my mouthwords.

handwords. fingerwords. typed. this. these things.

also sINCE WHEN DO YOU LIVE WITH MATT? IS THAT LEGAL?

[beallandendall]

If you were fine, you wouldn't be admitting in other threads that you weren't fine nor would you be making this post to begin with. I'll take your point though.

How is it not legal?

[onteamdyson]

s T OP READING THE OTHER THREADS, P
why cant you be a typica l dumb teenager instea d of a super genius sleuth like me.
ugh.

idk ur a minor. and he's a random nerd. and ultra british. oooooh thats probably the reason

[beallandendall]

Because that would be boring and predictable. I hate both of those things.

Apparently we British need to stick together. Birds of a feather and all of that. Plus, he can easily be convinced to do things with me.