Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

un: [ a literal keysmash ]

[dehanded]

YES KILL ALL HUMANS

KILL THEM ALL

un: mr.rogers

[paragon]

Didn't we talk about this?

[dehanded]

[ oh shit?? ]

WE DID NOT DISCUSS PUNISHMENT FOR TRAITORS

[paragon]

[ He believes the word she used was 'all'.

Twice. ]

Do we need to or are you just blowing hot air?

[dehanded]

NO

[onteamdyson]

how about no? no. no to that.

[dehanded]

YES TO THAT YOU FOOL

TRAITORS MUST BE PUNISHED SWIFTLY AND BRUTALLY SO THE OTHERS KNOW NOT TO BETRAY YOU AS WELL

AND IF ALL HUMANS SUCK AS YOU SAY

YOU SHOULD JUST KILL ALL OF THEM



BUT IF YOU CANNOT MANAGE THAT YOU ARE WEAK AND DESERVE YOUR BETRAYAL