message board post - un: switchitonanov

[fe_male]

call out post: my gf wont let me eat dinner until i go back out and buy her exactly half a pickle

y is this happening

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[bearswitness]

Bewildering and full of holes thanks for asking.

[fe_male]

[ well he wasn't planning on going in this direction but why not ]

wait
holes??

[bearswitness]

Oh don't pretend to be concerned go find your half of a pickle. The gf is waiting.


[ wtf is a gf ]

[fe_male]

that wasnt concern that was intellectual curiosity
not rly opposites but not usu found occupying the same moment

do u kno anyone who sells half pickles

[bearswitness]

Well that's more realistic at least but nonetheless I'll be keeping any holes to myself because I'm shy like that.

Yes as a matter of fact I do.

[fe_male]

dont worry about ur holes im only getting half a pickle
its not rly good 4 anything anyway
aside from keeping me away from my dinner rn

who

[bearswitness]

It's good to see you keep things reasonable. And it's me I sell half pickles.

[fe_male]

y r u dragging this out like this you totally could have just said that at the beginning

where do u sell ur pickles
i need one

[bearswitness]

Why do you insist on using short bastardized versions of already perfectly short words, we all have our proclivities. And you haven't asked about the price yet.

[fe_male]

at this point im just doing it to counteract urs i guess

bc i wasnt worried about it until just now
are ur pickles coated n artisanal organic vinegars handcrafted by ladybugs or smth how expensive can half a pickle be

[bearswitness]

The price is a laptop. A working one.
This one is broken.

[fe_male]

[ ........... ]

for half a PICKLE?

[bearswitness]

It's very high quality.

[fe_male]

itd better b v high quality & come w some kind of massage
type of massage depends on how decent a laptop u want

[bearswitness]

Absolutely yes. All of that. Do you have a laptop.

[fe_male]

i have multiple laptops

[bearswitness]

Well then I have your half of a pickle. High grade. Where do I bring it.

[fe_male]

[ sorry i left this but i assume we can either handwave it happened if that's cool? or we can retroactively log it, i'm good either way ]