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[dehanded]

HELLO DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI READ THIS !!!!!!!

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI YOU ARE USELESS GET OUT OF THE STUPID SHOP AND READ THE MESSAGE FROM THE HUMAN MACHINE

OR I WILL SMASH YOUR BIRD DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE CASTER

DA VINCI

DA VINCI

DA VINCI!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[dehanded]

SHE IS THE ONE WHO SUMMONED ME IN THIS FORM

WHY DO YOU ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS HUMAN

[ouzel]

You're close to Nyx and I'm trying to understand you better.

[dehanded]

WHO IS NYX

[ouzel]

[ For fuck's sake, Cassian thinks, pinching his nose. Why is Iba like this? ]

The man you call Jiji.

[dehanded]

[ a very long pause... ]

THAT IS A STUPID REASON

JIJI ASKS HIS OWN QUESTIONS

[ouzel]

Stupid reason or not, it's mine, and I'm sure he does.

[dehanded]

IF YOU WANT ANSWERS ASK THE RED ARCHER

HE LIKES TO LECTURE

[ nevermind that red archer isn't here. ]

[ouzel]

I'm afraid I don't know who that is Iba.

[dehanded]

HOW UNFORTUNATE FOR YOU

NOW YOU MUST WALLOW IN YOUR IGNORANCE AND MISERY

[ouzel]

You do realize I make the food Jiji gives you?

[dehanded]

[ oh shit]

[dehanded]

I DO NOT CARE WHERE JIJI GETS HIS FOOD

YOU PRESUME THIS INFORMATION IS OF ANY IMPORTANCE TO ME AND YOU ARE WRONG

YOU ARE IRRELEVANT

[ouzel]

I don't think Jiji cooks, Iba.

I'm not saying that you have to answer my questions, no one is saying that.

[dehanded]

HE CAN GET FOOD OTHER WAYS

AND EVEN THEN I DO NOT CARE IF HE HAS FOOD OR NOT

SO ASK LESS QUESTIONS HUMAN

YOU TIRE ME

[ouzel]

I'm sure.

[dehanded]

[ SHES NOT TALKING TO YOU ANY MORE ]

[sirnyxalot]

I'm not getting food other ways.

[dehanded]

I DO NOT CARE

I DO NOT NEED YOU FOR FOOD

IT IS YOU WHO WANTS ME TO DO THINGS

[sirnyxalot]

So don't do them.

You have the freedom to say no.

[dehanded]

I WILL

[sirnyxalot]

Okay.

There's whiskey in the cabinet when you get bored.

[Nyx no.]

[dehanded]

I DO NOT WANT YOUR PITIFULLY WEAK HUMAN ALCOHOL

[ if there's no reply, its because she's on her way to his house to steal all his booze and maybe also whatever meat... is in the fridge. ]

[sirnyxalot]

[God, this child is endless amounts of headaches. Can he just fight a cerberus again? That was much preferable.

This is the beginning of him having to actually keep a healthily stocked kitchen, isn't it?]

[dehanded]

[ he won't actually know she's there until she's LITERALLY in the same room as him, because ibaraki's a little shit who snuck in through the second story window which was not unlocked she just... broke the lock, oops, and snuck downstairs... which leaves plenty of time for nyx to assume she actually meant it when she said she didnt want his liquor and get distracted. as it is, the pair of horns appear first, then followed by the rest of her, glaring at jiji.

NO WORDS, JUST MAKING A BEELINE FOR THAT LIQUOR CABINET ]

[sirnyxalot]

[He's not aware anything's amiss until a cold chill travels down his spine as the eyes of a vicious, tiny girl glare upon him.

It's too bad at this point in time he doesn't actually know he has magic otherwise he might have been more prepared for this. As it so happens he is just...not fast enough to prevent her from getting to the cabinet.

Luckily, or perhaps unluckily? There's not exactly a good stock of booze to choose from. He's not exactly accustomed to a cabinet for fancy alcohol so his drink of choice is the cheap beer in the fridge. Of which he will not be informing her of.]

.........

I thought you didn't want anything from me?