Backdated: June 10th, 2:24am - A very drunk network post

[onteamdyson]

yOU KNOW WHAT SUCKS? like. i mean. okay that waS a f engeral. question. don't like.
f you if you say vaccuums liMke some kIND o f smrtaASS. im gonna tell you. So listen the fridge up!

men. men suck. all men. zero exceptions.

they are LYING LIARS that LIE? and you trust them an D THEY JUST>? they just leave? and they breaK YOUR entiRe hearT?!?! and the Y aRENT EVen worth SHIT! ok? they warent worth SHIP! so like. dont even lose spilled milk over them and

stfuff.

becAuse even when you

if you donT even fall for them but you just need them? they arent there! you'R e just on y o ur own! so dont even trust anyone!

Comments

[onteamdyson]

1st thing - I CAN ALWAYS USE PIZZA?
2nd - the curative pr .operties of pizaza is a legit sceincetific thing that i would have wroet my dissertation on if id gone to real person school like a real person
3three - there are two
too many* lying liar men to even keep track of their actual or metaphorical thereness and also

3a - i dont give a fuck

4 - it left. its gone. its in the past. impermeaaable. time is an illusion. elt it go.
the milk is all of us. the end.

[cacoethical]

1 - ME TOO

2 - i did go to real person school!!!!!!! didnt read on pizza but did eat a whole lot of it so id say that makes me qualified

3(incl. a) - thats not as mysterious as i was hoping :-( its just true which i have to admit is kind of a disappointment though not as much for me as for you im guessing

4 - as long as it isnt laying in wait for me frankly i can accept this though im not convinced the past isnt at least a little bit alterable as long as youre willing to commit to the consequences which at the moment im really not so fair enough

[onteamdyson]

he used to make me pizza...

milk isnt stalking you, you're fine. you're gonna be okay. we can get through this.
also im not willing to commit to anything ever again so dont even say that word to me

[cacoethical]

im just saying hypothetically if you lost it how would you know??????? it could be biding its time waiting for the next time im going about in stocking feet

point taken though word retracted :x :x :x

heres a thought though have you considered making your own pizza??????

[onteamdyson]

io feel like if you lost spilt milk you'd probs notice because spinllingh milk is an emotionally taxingsituation that doesnt go unnoticed

but if it was waiting to be stepped in youd probs have bigger problems? like sentient milk.

............................................. Jefferson has p much banned me from culinary arts so no. i havent considered it. but now im considering it

[cacoethical]

yes youre following me here excellent!!!!!! sentient milk would be a HUGE problem yet implicit in the very process of losing it in the first place

anyway im sure theres someone here who can tell you how to make a pizza i mean how hard can it actually be????????????????

((I wanna watch more dirk after dinner omg))

[onteamdyson]

ofc ouirse im following you its basic logic. people dont just take spilt milk, its gotta move on its own, thats the whole point

like. alien milk. or. if foreign contaiminants got in te h milk and some sentient bacteria culture grew in the fridge and when you spill it yo u just freed them and dfoomed the world!

or like. its not actually milk it s some stupid magical creature here to fuck up ur life which is way more likely for me.

((your wish is my command c8))

[cacoethical]

i should think its more likely for everyone i mean most of those options are simply improbable whereas stupid magical creatures are outright impossible and therefore must be the correct answer :-D :-D :-D